What Is A Woman?
An Open Letter From The LG Alegiance.
An Open Letter From The LG Alegiance.
(So Radical We Dropped The B)
To: British Society
Question: What Is A Woman?
“W” is for Wonderful
“O” is for Only Mothers Understand
“M” is for Menstrual Cramps
“A” is for Absolutely Not A Man
“N” is for No XY Chromosomes
These days a lot of people (and politicians) are being asked: What is a woman? In a lot of ways, it’s the question of our times. Those who refuse to answer it are cowards, and will be first against the wall when our gender-critical uprising takes place. And the wall will be made of rusty spikes.
Those who say a woman is “someone who identifies as a woman” will be thrown into the sea and told to identify as a fish (or a person who can breath underwater - ie: some sort of Mer-Person). That’ll be second though - first is the wall, remember?
The only acceptable answer will be the dictionary definition - ADULT. HUMAN. FEMALE. Although, to be honest we aren’t too bothered about the adult or human parts. After all, real women are born women - so technically a baby can be a woman, actually.
A more important question, I think, is - can an animal be a “woman”? Yes, ok - animals aren’t “human” per-say, but two outa three ain’t bad! Look at the poem above, and ask yourself - does a female dog or cat or hamster or stick insect also fit these categorisations? I would say so. Therefor, ergo, thus - surely a cat or dog or hamster or stick insect or parasitic infection has more rights to women only spaces than a “trans woman” (who is man, or course).
In fact, I would much rather share a toilet with a wild, female jaguar than any sort of “trans identified” male-bodied weirdo. Id even let her (the jaguar) share a cubicle with he if it were busy. Us gals often do this at clubs or parties - and I’m sure the jaguar wouldn’t lay a paw on me, because we would both share a maternal bond.
So, Britain - don’t be afraid to ask your friends, family, colleagues and staff at the slightly larger newsagents with a Post Office built in around the corner just what they think a “woman” actually is. It’s about time we forced people to answer this very simple, clearcut question which completely disregards any philosophical concept of gender or identity which doesn’t prioritise biological essentialism - just as God (Christian version) intended.
Signed:
The LG Allegiance
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