TOP 5 WAYS TO RUIN CHRISTMAS FOR YOUR NORMIE FAMILY
(2022)
Christmas can be difficult when you’re a liberal minded, sensitive soul, but your family are a bunch of normie, troglodyte simpletons. You may very well have to spend 2, or even 3 days with them. It can be hell. Here are 5 of my top tips for making the season more bearable for you.
1. Remind everyone that David Attenborough will die soon.
David Attenbor…
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