Jens Secret Diary

01.12.23 / Scratchcard Christmas

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What You’re Missing: “... I remember once, when I was working at Tesco, a colleague bought me a $5 scratchcard and put it in a christmas card. I remember thinking it was the crappiest attempt at a Secret Santa I had ever seen ...”

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Well, here we are - December. The month of the Christmas, where everybody gets together and eats a chocolate effigy of baby Jesus, like at the end of the film Mother! At least that’s how we used to do it, before the health & safety brigade came in and ruined it all.