Jen's Secret Diary

05/05/23

I saw a photo on Twitter of seasoned comedian and British entertainment institution Eddie Izzard, standing in a line for the ladies toilets at a train station. Whoever had taken the secret snap (or more likely - burst of secret snaps) had chosen the least flattering of the bunch, which shows Izzard slightly readjusting her coat. The caption on the photo, of course, insinuated that Izzard was pleasuring herself in an uncontrollable haze of autogynephilic, sexual bliss - right there, in the line of a ladies toilet at a train station. This is what it’s come to.