Jen’s Secret Diary

01.08.23

I’m pretty tired of hearing about these aliens. If you’d have asked me when I was a kid if I’d be excited about aliens coming down and finally revealing themselves I’d look up from the ‘Real UFOs’ book and say ‘take me to THEIR leader’. But now? Now that it’s apparently happening? I honestly don’t give a toss. First off, I don’t think they have anything. You can call any old thing a ‘UFO’ if you throw it hard enough. And a ‘non human biological entity’? That’s any animal. That’s a hedgehog, hun. I just think that if aliens are among us, they should grow a spine and come out of the closet. What are they waiting for? Why are they being so coy? I’m bored of them and their games. Plus they’re ugly.