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Spain Loves Cocks / 16.09.23
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What You’re Missing: “…In Spain, they’re really keen on cocks. Like, in all the tourist gift shops there are bottle openers and little statuettes celebrating penises…”
Sorry for the lack of diary entries this week, but I’ve been on holiday. I never go on holiday, ever - so it was nice to just get away for a week and not think too much about the internet or life back in London. I spent the last 5 days swimming in a pool, walking around Valencia, eating lots of nice stuff and pretending I could speak Spanish.
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