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What Youβre Missing: ββ¦In Spain, theyβre really keen on cocks. Like, in all the tourist gift shops there are bottle openers and little statuettes celebrating penisesβ¦β
Sorry for the lack of diary entries this week, but Iβve been on holiday. I never go on holiday, ever - so it was nice to just get away for a week and not think too much about the internet or life back in London. I spent the last 5 days swimming in a pool, walking around Valencia, eating lots of nice stuff and pretending I could speak Spanish.Β
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