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April 01/04/2022

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April 01/04/2022

It’s April Fools Day - which, to be honest with you, is a kind of annoying day. As a comedian I really like the idea of public sanctioned buffoonery, but April Fools Day just kinda sucks. Wow, you glued a pound coin to the floor? That’s funny. Can’t wait to see a homeless person struggle over that. The only other thing of note that you get on April Fools is some absolute joker of a tabloid paper will put out some zany story full of bold faced lies (just like any other day! Am I right, folks?) April Fools Day, more than anything, just reveals how unfunny a nation Britain really is. We stink. Spaghetti trees? Simpler times, I suppose - when Italian culture was less known.