I WILL FIGHT GRAHAM LINEHAN

CONSENSUALLY IN A UFC OCTAGON

TO ALL IT MAY CONCERN:

THIS WEEK I FORMALLY CHALLENGED THE EX-WRITER ‘GRAHAM’ LINEHAN TO A UFC-STYLE FIGHT IN THE UFC OCTAGON OF ‘HIS’ CHOOSING. I THREW DOWN THE GAUNTLET IN AN ATTEMPT TO END THIS SO CALLED ‘TRANS DEBATE’ ONCE AND FOR ALL - FIST TO FIST, USING CONSENSUAL, REGULATED, ORGANISED PUBLIC VIOLENCE. UNFORTUNATELY, ‘HE’ TURNED ME DOWN. 

HIS PATHETIC REPLY, BASED ON A GENDER CRITICAL IN-JOKE, SHOULD GIVE YOU THE MEASURE OF THE KIND OF ‘MAN’ HE TRULY IS. A COWARD. A WUSS. A BETA. A WET SPONGE. 

FOR THIS REASON, I SHALL NO LONGER BE REFERRING TO ‘HIM’ BY HIS CHOSEN NAME OF ‘GRAHAM’. IN MY EYES, HE DOES NOT DESERVE THAT LEVEL OF RESPECT. INSTEAD, I SHALL REFER TO ‘HIM’ AS ‘GLENDA LINEHAN’ - A NAME MUCH MORE FITTING. 

THIS SUPPOSED ‘MAN’ TALKS A LOT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE’S BIOLOGY, AND YET HE HAS FAILED TO PROVE THAT HE, HIMSELF, HAS A DICK. 

GLENDA - LISTEN UP - I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT MY OFFER TO DESTROY YOU (CONSENSUALLY IN A UFC RING OF YOUR CHOOSING) IS ONE THAT STILL STANDS. 

I WILL EVEN MAKE THE CHALLENGE INTERESTING…

IF YOU WIN: I WILL INFORM ALL TRANS WOMEN IN THE UK THAT THEY NEED TO DETRANSITION WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. I, TOO, WILL DETRANSITION AND GIVE AWAY ALL OF MY CHARLIE XCX RECORDS. 

IF I WIN: YOU, ‘GRAHAM LINEHAN’ MUST PAY FOR, AND GET A PRIVATE SEX CHANGE OPERATION, AND LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME TO GLENDA. THIS IS ONLY FAIR. 

THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU FOR NOW, GLENDA. YOU ARE A COWARD AND A CLOWN. YOU HAVE DEMONSTRATED YOURSELF TO BE ‘ALL TALK AND NO TROUSERS’ WHICH IS IRONIC, COMING FROM SOMEONE SO OBSESSED WITH NAPPIES. 

PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS, AND FIGHT ME 

(CONSENSUALLY, IN AN ORGANIZED PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT - IN A UFC OCTAGON OF YOUR CHOOSING UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF A SPORTING ASSOCIATION AND A ROBUST MEDICAL TEAM). 

JEN.