I Have Written A Book
No, Really.
12 Better Rules For Life For Men Specifically
A Guide On Living For Lost Men
MEN ARE IN TROUBLE!
For the first time in all of human history, men are now at the bottom of the pecking order. What the HELL happened, men?
Many books have been written by many, many men attempting to guide today's men back to their rightful place of supremacy (as men) - and all have failed miserably. Men are in a state of disarray, and you can't be expected to fix yourselves. Perhaps it's time to let a woman tell you what she expects from you?
In "12 Better Rules For Life For Men, Specifically" renowned thinker and visionary Jen Ives lays out her original "12 Better Rules For Life", which if followed diligently, will begin to change the readers life almost immediately, 100% guaranteed*.
Unfortunately, major publishers like Penguin or Harper Collins have been taken over by the Post-Modernist-Neo-Marxist-Hyper-Wokist-Anti-Male agenda, and would never publish a book like this in a million, billion years.
Praise for "12 Better Rules"
"12 Better Rules For Life For Men, Specifically changed my life. Among it's 15,000 words you will gain access to tools so revolutionary, they'll put the Stone Age to shame. Even though I wrote this book, I found the process of writing it enlightening. Sometimes, my mind impresses even myself." - Jen Ives, author of 12 Better Rules For Life For Men, Specifically.
"If I were alive today, I'd certainly recommend 12 Better Rules For Life For Men, Specifically. And what's more, I'd like to formally apologise for spreading misinformation, and opening the door to absurd, anti-capitalist propaganda. Unfortunately, I cannot ever truly be forgiven for that crime - but I can at least recommend Jen Ives' wonderful book. I'm so sorry" - The Spirit of Karl Marx (as communicated through my psychic Lisa. Thank you Lisa, you're doing God's work)
By reading this book, you'll gain insight into amazing rules, such as:
The ACTUAL correct way to make your bed
Why holding open doors for others can close doors to YOU
How to visualise a BETTER VERSION of yourself, and then mentally KILL him
and NINE more!
Excerpt:
(From the "Introduction" of 12 Better Rules For Life For Men, Specifically")
I may not be a man myself, but I sure as hell know what I want from one.
Every-single-day, a man will ask me, be it in a letter or a DM (or in the supermarket while I’m trying to explain to the cashier what crypto is, and how it absolutely is a valid form of currency), exactly what it is they can do to better themselves and become more attractive to women like me*. In the past, I used to recommend certain popular Manosphere self help texts to them, by certain psychologist professors (that I will not name here), however I slowly began to realise that when men take advice from other men, they merely enter a sort of demented testosterone feedback loop of bad ideas. Don’t get me wrong - some of these popular male self help authors do have practical wisdom to impart upon their fellow semen-generating males. However, if the goal is to impress women - most of these authors are beyond help themselves. Without naming any names, they have huge character flaws which act as instant turn offs to women like me.*
For instance, some have beards. I know they think this communicates an aura of ruggedity - however all it says to me, is that your chin is weak and you wish to hide it. Also, some men’s self-help authors have adopted strange practices, such as only eating meat. Again, this isn’t the display of hetero-dominant-paleo-sexiness they think it is. Like any self respecting straight woman, I despise seeing men eat fruit and vegetables, however - there are plenty of other self destructive foods that aren’t meat. Bread, for example. Eggs. All of these foodstuffs will contribute toward a shorter lifespan, and are just as equally masculine as raw deer steaks. There’s a fine line between impressing a woman, and trying too hard. Masculinity should be effortless. It’s the Marlboro man. It’s the StayPuff man. It’s the Mr. Muscle Man (Mr. Muscle).
I wrote this short book for young men. It is a guide - no - a bible or sorts, for any man who wishes to better himself and raise his position from beta to something closer to alpha. It’s a brutally honest breakdown of how to be more attractive and appealing to women like me. It will break you down, break down your break down, and then (if there’s time) rebuild you again in the image of a mighty Atlas. Try to shrug that off!
And yes, I do acknowledge a certain irony that comes with asking a man to read a book. Reading, is one of the most effeminate actions a man can take. The only time I want to see a man in a library is in a janitorial role, when he’s unblocking the library toilet because one of the local eccentrics tried to flush The God Delusion again.
*Intimidatingly Beautiful Women. Also, the character flaw I’m referring to is “crying”.
(End of Excerpt)
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*by definition "change your life" could mean anything from a slightly elevated mood, right up to the accumulation of great wealth. Jen Ives takes no responsibility whatsoever for any expectations you might find to have not been fulfilled.
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